Boy asked to girl: "Tum larkiyan love marriage kion karti ho?"
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Girl say lovely answer: "Namoona milnay se acha hai kamina mil jaye."
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Girl say lovely answer: "Namoona milnay se acha hai kamina mil jaye."
Showing posts with label Funny Urdu/Hindi Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Urdu/Hindi Jokes. Show all posts
MOST HILARIOUS URDU JOKES - BEBAS
"2 logon ka aap kuch nahi bigarr saktay."
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1). "Jo nehar k doosray kinaray per kharra galiyaan day raha ho."
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2). "Woh jo mehfil mein baitha phoosiyaan maar raha ho."
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1). "Jo nehar k doosray kinaray per kharra galiyaan day raha ho."
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2). "Woh jo mehfil mein baitha phoosiyaan maar raha ho."
VERY FUNNY PATHAN JOKES - HAZARON MEIN AIK
Pathan ki biwi baray pyar se boli: "Aap hazaron mein aik hein."
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Pathan ne apni biwi ko bohat mara, aur phir bola: "Aur baqi 999?"
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Pathan ne apni biwi ko bohat mara, aur phir bola: "Aur baqi 999?"
HILARIOUS URDU JOKES - PAKISTAN RAILWAY TRACK
Which is the longest toilet in the world?
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Guess?
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"Pakistan Railway Track."
You can use it from Karachi to Khyber.
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Guess?
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"Pakistan Railway Track."
You can use it from Karachi to Khyber.
MOST HILARIOUS JOKES - BAREYANI MEIN BOTI
Do moqon per insan apnay dost ko bhi bhool jata hai.,
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1). Pyari si girlfriend mil jaye.
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Ya,
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2). Bareyani mein achanak boti mil jaye...
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1). Pyari si girlfriend mil jaye.
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2). Bareyani mein achanak boti mil jaye...
FUNNY URDU JOKES - GHALAT FEHMI
Larki: Main jab bhi tumhen call karun tum shave kar rahe hote ho. Tum din mein kitni dafa shave karte ho?
Larka: Yehi koi 30, 40 dafa.
Larki: Kya tum pagal ho?
Larka: Nahin. Main naai hun!
Larka: Yehi koi 30, 40 dafa.
Larki: Kya tum pagal ho?
Larka: Nahin. Main naai hun!
HILARIOUS JOKES - THE HARD SOLUTION
A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.
Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2pm.
They gathered at 2pm and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them. The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean.
The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.
That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.
Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2pm.
They gathered at 2pm and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them. The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean.
The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.
That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.
VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - CHORI KA ILZAAM
Judge (mulzim se): "Tumharay khilaaf chori ka ilzaam saabit nahi ho saka iss liye tumhein
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Mulzim: "Janab! Mujhay aik hafta qaid mein rakha gaya hai, iss k badlay mein koi chhota mota jurm karnay ki ijazat hai kya?"
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Mulzim: "Janab! Mujhay aik hafta qaid mein rakha gaya hai, iss k badlay mein koi chhota mota jurm karnay ki ijazat hai kya?"
VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - TALASH-E-GUMSHUDA
Aik shakhs ki biwi gum ho gaee to uss shakhs ne akhbaar mein gum shudgi ki ittala kuch youn
di: "Meri biwi pichlay jummay ko gum ho gaee hai agar kisi ne ittala denay ki koshish ki to
main ussay jaan se maar don ga."
VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - ABBU
Sardar (pathan se): "Meray abbu itnay bahadur hein jitna sher, itnay taqatwar hein jitna
gainda, itnay oonchay hein jitna zarafa, itnay taiz hein jitna cheeta. Unn ki nazar itni
taiz hai jitni uqaab ki aur woh itnay chalaak hein jitni loomrri."
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Pathan ne heran ho kar poocha: "Tumharay abbu kis chirriya ghar mein hein?"
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Pathan ne heran ho kar poocha: "Tumharay abbu kis chirriya ghar mein hein?"
FUNNY URDU JOKES -DOSTI KA HAATH
Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath fauran na barhao...
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Ho sakta hai wo usi waqt washroom se aya ho!
(-_-) From
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Ho sakta hai wo usi waqt washroom se aya ho!
(-_-) From
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_/"/_ Safeguard
VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SCHOOL
Baap (Pappu se): "Pappu daikho beta! Main tumhein shareer larkon ki sohbat se door rakhna
chahta hoon."
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Pappu ne foran jawab diya: "Abba jaan! Issi liye to main school nahi jata."
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Pappu ne foran jawab diya: "Abba jaan! Issi liye to main school nahi jata."
VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - HAWA
Aik sheikh sahb k ghar kuch dost mehmaan aaye.
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Khanay k waqt sheikh sahb ne unn se poocha: "Aap kya khaein gay?"
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Doston ne kaha: "Jo aap khaein gay wohi ham kha lein gay."
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Sheikh sahb khush hotay huye bolay: "Bhaee! Mera dill to hawa khanay ko chah raha hai, lehaza aaj aap bhi meray saath hawa hi khaein."
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Khanay k waqt sheikh sahb ne unn se poocha: "Aap kya khaein gay?"
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Doston ne kaha: "Jo aap khaein gay wohi ham kha lein gay."
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Sheikh sahb khush hotay huye bolay: "Bhaee! Mera dill to hawa khanay ko chah raha hai, lehaza aaj aap bhi meray saath hawa hi khaein."
REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - BHAINS
Teen (3) pathan subh ki sair kar rahay thay k unn ko aik bhains nazar aaee jiss k munh se jhaag
nikal raha tha.
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Aik ne kaha: "Daikho, bhains saban kha rahi hai."
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Doosra bola: "Nahi bhaee! Bhains saraf kha rahi hai.
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Teesray ne kaha: "Tum donon bilkul bewaqoof ho, bhains to toothbrush kar rahi hai."
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Aik ne kaha: "Daikho, bhains saban kha rahi hai."
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Doosra bola: "Nahi bhaee! Bhains saraf kha rahi hai.
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Teesray ne kaha: "Tum donon bilkul bewaqoof ho, bhains to toothbrush kar rahi hai."
VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - GHUSAL KHANA
Aik larki (doosri se): "Behan! Tum mithaee ka daba ghusal khanay mein kion rakh rahi ho?"
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Doosri ne jawab diya: "Behan! Yehi to woh jaga hai, jahan Pappu kaee kaee haftay daakhil nahi hota."
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Doosri ne jawab diya: "Behan! Yehi to woh jaga hai, jahan Pappu kaee kaee haftay daakhil nahi hota."
REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SARKARI KAAM
Wakeel (mulzim se): "Tumhein kis ilzaam mein griftaar kiya gaya hai?"
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Mulzim: "Sarkari kaam mein rukawat daalnay k ilzaam mein."
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Wakeel: "Tum ne kya kiya tha? "
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Mulzim: "Police wala paanch so (500) rupay maang raha tha aur main ussay sirf do so (200) rupay dena chahta tha."
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Mulzim: "Sarkari kaam mein rukawat daalnay k ilzaam mein."
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Wakeel: "Tum ne kya kiya tha? "
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Mulzim: "Police wala paanch so (500) rupay maang raha tha aur main ussay sirf do so (200) rupay dena chahta tha."
FUNNY URDU JOKES - TAXI DRIVER
Taxi driver (musafir se): "Janab! Main meter chalana bhool gaya hoon iss liye samajh mein
nahi aa raha k aap se kitnay paisay loon?"
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Musafir: "Preshani ki koi baat nahi, main bhi apna batwa ghar bhool aaya hoon."
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Musafir: "Preshani ki koi baat nahi, main bhi apna batwa ghar bhool aaya hoon."
FUNNY URDU JOKES - BIWI KI ROOH
Aik sahb apni badzuban aur jhagrralu biwi ko supurd-e-khaak kar k lawaheqeen k saath ghar
laut rahay thay k aik dam aasmaan per zor se bijli karrki aur baarish shuru ho gaee.
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Unn sahb ne upper daikhtay huye kaha: "Maloom hota hai k uss ki rooh ab upper pohnchi hai."
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Unn sahb ne upper daikhtay huye kaha: "Maloom hota hai k uss ki rooh ab upper pohnchi hai."
VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - CINEMA
Aik dass (10) saala bachay ne aik ameer boorrhay se kaha: "Agar aap mujhay tees (30) rupay
day dein to main bichrray huye waldein k paas pohnch jaon ga."
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Ameer admi ne tars kha kar tees (30) rupay uss ko detay huye poocha: "Betay! Tumharay waldein kahan hein?"
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Bachay ne jawab diya: "Woh saamnay walay cinema mein film daikh rahay hein."
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Ameer admi ne tars kha kar tees (30) rupay uss ko detay huye poocha: "Betay! Tumharay waldein kahan hein?"
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Bachay ne jawab diya: "Woh saamnay walay cinema mein film daikh rahay hein."
FUNNY URDU JOKES - SHETAN
Assembly ka ummeedwar taqreer karnay k baad khamosh hua to kisi ne zordar aawaaz mein kaha:
"Tum jhootay aur be-imaan ho, main tumharay muqablay mein shetan ko vote dena pasand karon
ga."
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Ummeedwar ne muskuratay huye kaha: "Theek hai janab! Agar aap ka dost election mein kharra na hua to phir aap mujhay hi vote dijiye ga."
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Ummeedwar ne muskuratay huye kaha: "Theek hai janab! Agar aap ka dost election mein kharra na hua to phir aap mujhay hi vote dijiye ga."
