HILARIOUS JOKES - SARDAR IN RAIN

Sardar goes over to visit one of his friends.
While he is at his friend's house, it starts to rain very heavily the type that is not going to stop. His friend tells him to spend the night at his house and go home the next day.
When he hears this, he rushes out the door and comes a while later totally drenched and carrying a small bag.
So his friend asks, "Where did you run off too!"
Sardar says, "I went home to get my pajamas!"

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FUNNY URDU JOKES -DOSTI KA HAATH

Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath fauran na barhao...
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Ho sakta hai wo usi waqt washroom se aya ho!

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VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - MIRZA GHALIB

Aik sikh shaer ne jo B.A pass tha, Ghalib k ash'aar ki tashreeh likhna shuru ki.
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Jab yeh sher saamnay aaya "Maut ka aik din moaiyyen hai, neend kion raat bhar nahi aati."
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To sikh shaer ne uss ki tashreeh kuch iss tarah ki: "Ghalib kehta hai k maut jab bhi aaye gi din k waqt hi aaye gi, phir raat ko neend kion nahi aati hai?"

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Aik sikh shaer ne jo B.A pass tha, Ghalib k ash'aar ki tashreeh likhna shuru ki.
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Jab yeh sher saamnay aaya "Maut ka aik din moaiyyen hai, neend kion raat bhar nahi aati."
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To sikh shaer ne uss ki tashreeh kuch iss tarah ki: "Ghalib kehta hai k maut jab bhi aaye gi din k waqt hi aaye gi, phir raat ko neend kion nahi aati hai?"

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VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SHAERI

Pehla dost: "Main apni shaeri se duniya mein aag laga dena chahta hoon."
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Doosray dost ne kaha: "Meray khayal mein to zyada munasib yeh hoga k tum apni shaeri ko hi aag laga do."

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - SHAER

Mushaeray mein aik shaer apna kalaam suna rahay thay: "Zameen k zarro, falak k taaro."
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Iss k baad woh bhool gaye.
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Hazreen chhotay chhotay kankar utha utha kar marnay lagay, uss shaer ne phir youn misra mukammal kiya: "O ullu k patho pathar na maaro."

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - SARDAR AND BACHI

1st Sardar: Oye yaaaaaaaaar! Bachi check kar...
2nd Sardar: Oye! Wo meri baaji hai.
1st Sardar: Oh, sorry yar. Baji check kar!
2nd Sardar: Qasmay tabaayi ay yaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

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PANAH - FUNNY URDU JOKES

Doosri jang-e-azeem k zamanay mein jab Germanon ne London per bambaari ki to zyada tar log panah lenay k liye zameen doz panah gaahon mein pohnch gaye.
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Aik aisi hi panah gaah mein jhanktay huye shehri difaa k aik karkun ne chilla kar kaha: "Yaha koi bacha mojood hai?"
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Pal bhar ki khamoshi k baad aik aurat ki aawaaz aaee: "Hamein panah liye huye abhi chand minute hi huye hein."

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9 BAJAY - HILARIOUS POETRY JOKES

Mene to bus stop pe kharri larki se faqat time poocha tha.
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"Faraz"
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K kitnay bajay?
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Woh to sharma k boli: "Quaid-e-azam k mazar pe theek subha 9 bajay."

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HAYE FARAZ - FUNNY POETRY SMS JOKE

Biwi manao tay ammi naraz,
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Ammi manao tay biwi naraz.
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"Haye FARAZ!"
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"Haye FARAZ!"

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FARAZ FUNNY POETRY - POETRY SMS JOKES

Jis beti par tha Maa ko bara naaz,
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Wah wah wah.
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Jis beti par tha Maa ko bara naaz,
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Us beti ko le kar bhag gaya "FARAZ."

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PATHAN KI JAN, NASWAR - HUMOROUS JOKE

Suna tha pathano ko naswar na milay to woh pagal ho jatay haen "FARAZ,"
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Afridi ne to ball chaba kar sach hi ker dikhaya..!

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PIYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA - FUNNY JOKE

Pyar kiya to darna kya "Faraz,'
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Woh yeh keh k,
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Apnay dusray boyfriend k saath chali gai.

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RESULT - EXAMS JOKES

Faqat iss liye hum ne mehfilon mein jana chorr diya "Faraz,"
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Koi yeh na pooch lay k aap ka "Result" kab aa raha hai?

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WAFA - FARAZ JOKE

Wafa ka naam na lo Faraz,
Wafa bohat dil dukhati hai.
Wafa ka naam letay hi,
Hina
Sobia
Sonia
Sumera
Yusra
Maria
Bushra
Bisma
Beenish
Eman
Tehreem
Huma
Humera
Urooj
Seema
Sadaf
Sehrish
Nida
Madiha
Sarah
Nasreen
Parveen
Shugafta
Shubana
Seema
Shama
inn sub ki yaad aa jati hai.

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FACEBOOK - COMIC JOKE

Mera to yeh sun k heart fail ho gaya,
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Faraz.
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Jab kam wali maasi ne kaha:
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Sahab facebook pe mujhay bhi add krlo.

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THE WINNER IS FARAZ - HUMOROUS JOKES

2009 mein sab se zyada "Mitti Paleed" kis ki huee?
Nominees:
1. Bush.
2. Zardari.
3. Shoaib Akhtar.
4. Pervez Musharaf.
5. Faraz.
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The winner is
"FARAZ."

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N.R.O - FARAZ FUNNY JOKES

Sms karna iss tarah band kar diya logon ne "FARAZ,"
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Jaisay inn k naam "N.R.O" mein nikal aaya hai.

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PEAK FREANS SOOPER - HILARIOUS JOKES

Main uss k liye itni muhabbat se Prince biscuit le kar gaya tha "FARAZ."
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Woh nawab zadi boli: Pyar muhabbat se bhi uppar "PEAK FREANS SOOPER, PEAK FREAN SOOPER."

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PAKORAY AUR SAMOSAY - FARAZ FUNNY JOKES

Mujh se log miltay hein meray Ikhlaaq ki wajah se "FARAZ."
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Warna mere kaunsay "PAKORAY" aur "SAMOSAY" mashoor hein?

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