VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - TAJVEEZ

Nafsiyaat ki class mein amli tajarba kiya ja raha tha.
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Aik choohay k saamnay makaee k daanay rakhay gaye aur qareeb hi aik choohiya bitha di gaee.
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Choohay ko chhorra gaya aur woh seedha makaee k daanon ki taraf lapka.
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Professor ne muskura kar shagirdon ki taraf daikha aur kaha: "Daikha tum ne? Iss tajarbay se saabit hua keh bhook jinsi khawhish se zyada taqatwar hoti hai."
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Iss tarah professor ne teen (3) chaar (4) baar mukhtalif cheezein choohay k saamnay daaleen, har martaba chooha khanay ki cheezon ki taraf lapka aur uss ne choohiya ki taraf tawajjuh na di.
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Professor ne fakhar se kaha: "Bhook jins se barri taqat hai."
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"Sir! Aik martaba choohiya bhi badal kar daikh lijiye." Aik larkay ne tajveez paish ki."