LAAKHON MEIN AIK - HILARIOUS PATHAN URDU JOKES

Aik din pathan ki biwi ko pathan per bohat pyar aa raha tha.
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Woh boli: "Aap laakhon mein se aik ho."
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Pathan ne aik zor dar thappar apni biwi ko mara or poocha: "Khocha baqi 999 kaun hein?"