An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an
evening of religious service when she was started by an
intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her
home of its valuables, she yelled, “Stop - Acts 2:38 ( ...
turn from your sin ...). The burglar stopped dead in his
tracks.
The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, “Why did you just stand there? All she did was yell a scripture at you.”
“Scripture?” replied the burglar, “She said she had an AXE and two 38s!”
The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, “Why did you just stand there? All she did was yell a scripture at you.”
“Scripture?” replied the burglar, “She said she had an AXE and two 38s!”